FAKE BIO

Brian Scolaro was born in a log cabin in Eggplant, West Virginia in 1876. And was visited during the night by Three Shephards. They beat the shit out of him for six hours. His mother was a ghost pimp and his father was a washing machine. Brian went to High school in the Philipines, where he spent four years learning to become an asshole. He received notoriety when he discovered a cure for “sight” by poking people in the eyes. Brian was killed by a large bear when he was sixteen, but he did not let that stop his acting dreams. He moved to Hollywood in 1872 and now sells garbage under a bridge.

 

REAL BIO

Brian Scolaro has appeared on “SHAMELESS”, “ABBOTT ELEMENTARY”, “NIGHT COURT”, “DEXTER”, “MAD MEN”, “LAW AND ORDER: SVU”, “BONES”, “CASTLE”, “GREY’S ANATOMY,” “THE MIDDLE”, “MEN OF A CERTAIN AGE”, “GIRL MEETS WORLD”, and has also had recurring roles as Brian on “A MILLION LITTLE THINGS”, Uncle Bill on “TEN YEAR OLD TOM”, Doug on “SULLIVAN AND SON”, Sergio on “KROLL SHOW”, Goblin on “WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE”, and many roles on “LIFE AND TIMES OF TIM”. Brian is widely known as Stuart, a regular cast member, on FOX’s “STACKED” and Gordon on NBC’s “THREE SISTERS”.

Brian Scolaro has had three specials. His “DRY BAR SPECIAL: TROUBLE”, his Amazon special “I DON’T KNOW WHO I AM EITHER”, and his half-hour Comedy Central special “COMEDY CENTRAL PRESENTS: BRIAN SCOLARO”, He has also performed stand up on “CONAN”, “GOTHAM COMEDY LIVE”, “COMICS UNLEASHED”, “THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG FERGUSON”, “LATE NITE WITH CONAN O’BRIEN”, and many more.

He has three comedy albums available on all platforms and is also the author of the book “How to Punch a Monkey” on Amazon. About his role of Stuart Miller on “Stacked”, The LA Times said “Scolaro is terrific. An actual sitcom find.” About his role as Doug on “Sullivan and Son”, Brian Doyle-Murray (Caddyshack) said Brian is “one of the best I’ve ever seen.”And Marc Maron said on WTF podcast, Brian “might be the funniest fuckin person alive.”