“Scolaro is terrific, an actual sitcom find.”
– Paul Brownfield, LA Times
“The funniest fuckin’ person alive”
– Marc Maron, WTF podcast
“One of the best I’ve ever seen”
– Brian Doyle-Murray, Caddyshack
“Put your pants back on!”
– Woman on subway
I’ve never seen Brian Scolaro not win over a crowd.
Brian Scolaro is head busting funny.
– Tom Rhodes
Brian is a masterful comic who’s command of the stage and a joke has been influential to me in my career.
– Nikki Glaser
I just shit an acorn!
– Walt Whitman
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