“Scolaro is terrific, an actual sitcom find.”
– Paul Brownfield, LA Times

“The funniest fuckin’ person alive”
– Marc Maron, WTF podcast

“One of the best I’ve ever seen”
– Brian Doyle-Murray, Caddyshack

“A Master of his craft!”
– Richard Kind

I’ve never seen Brian Scolaro not win over a crowd.
– Jeff Ross

Brian Scolaro is head busting funny.
– Tom Rhodes

Brian is a masterful comic who’s command of the stage and a joke has been influential to me in my career.
– Nikki Glaser

Put your pants back on!
–  Woman on the subway

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